1 Very Long Original Serence

There was once a dream, who believe that he could be an airplane, but obviously a drem can never be an airplane, given the fact that a drem cannot shapeshift, and a drem can never drink a milkshakw, he can only eat it with a spoon, nor can a drem smell a gopher, and that is why drems have such a gopher problem in all of their hoses, despite the fact that they can see gophers very well, but of the gather enough gophers, they can make enough money for an airplane transplant.

10 facts you never knew

1. Monkey isn't a good smoothie flavor.

2. Pennies aren't made of pens

3. Babies aren't dishwasher safe.

4. The sink is the dirties place in the place that is a sink.

5. Corn is not a good topping for hotdogs.

6. If you run faster than light, you have no mass.

7. A waffle is not a good base for a hard shell taco.

8. A door can't become a werewolf without a bi of magic

9. Monopoly was invented.

10. The N in never is the only letter stopping it from being ever.

Poetic Review of Ghost Busters (2016)

The movie can be rather dumb

Like they wrote it while drinking rum

The effects can be just as bad

But honestly the jokes are rad

May not be better than the first

It'll make you laugh til it hurts

With a beautiful cast this time

And the original in line

Has a better origin story

With plausible ghost theories 

So if you have half a heart

See this movie 

Recipe for madness

Are you tired of not having the Perfect drink?

Look no further.

Brew yourself delicious cup of hot chocolate.

And then add a realistically pow amount of your favorite dark soda.

Carbonated hot chocolate

Delicious.

The Perfect Three Wish setup

Genies are mythological deities that have enough power to grant wishes, yet they go out of their way to screw those up. Granted in the original tellings of their myths, they could grant any mount of wishes, I am choosing to go with three.

1. This must always be wish number one. It is as follows. "I wish that any time during the course of our enounter that by saying, "This is a bad idea." I can go back in to!e exactly one minute with my memory, and everything that happened in that moment erased.

2. This can be the third or second wish. It is as follows. "I wish that I had a magic printer connected to internet from the year I reside in that anything I chose to print on it become a reality."

Now you have magic and time travel. That third wish can be for anything.

Thank me later.

Wednesday invention worth money

People like cold drinks.
I dislike ice. So, there must be other people like that.
Why aren't we making drinks with ice cubes made of those drinks.
Or why aren't we making cocktails with fruit punch ice cubes. Put fruit punch or flavored ice cubes into alcohol and you have a drink that slowly turns into a sweet drink. Perfect idea.

Original Sentences about Drems

1. A drem has six arms, one on each side of his body, and three on his head, and a spare in the kitchen.

2. Drems only have one enemy, the big hairy 9 eyed, three legged, wretched wretchen.

3. The drem loves to play the bass drum while it hums with a handful of peanuts, for a green apple in a dress.

4. Since drems have no beds, and they do not see, they have no address for which to live.

5. No eyed, no eared, six arm drem knows that a clock can tick like a Bob, but it is not afraid.

6. Drems do not like peppermint or pepperoni pizza poppers, but he does like a French bread braid.

7. When a drem looks at the moon, it sees the sky is made of macaroni and the clouds made of cotton candy, and the wind smells like a table cloth.

Poetic Review of Green Latern

Do you like epic fight sequences
Characters that are relatable
Plot without convinces
Evil that is justifiable

Then you won't like this
Although it makes Deadpool better
You'll make a fist
Throw this DVD in the nether

The soundtract is atrocious
The costuming abysmal
The writing pandering and pretentious
And everything else terrible

Don't watch this thing
It isnt the best by far
It'll make you scream, not sing
Zero stars

Recipe For the Perfect most beautiful smoothie

1 amount of watermelon
A handful of fresh mint leaves
A dash of vanilla
Ice
Some plain yogurt

Now, got an idea. Cut said mint into tiny pieces with a battle axe you've used to smite your enimies or a knife

Throw all items into a blender one by one.

Blend them as smooth as possible or smoother

Now place everything into a cup and enjoy the cool taste of cold sweet melon.

You are welcome.

The Greatest Book idea ever!

It is a school for different embodiments of school topics. It is like school topic inception. We could have gym playing dodgeball with history. Everybody would read it. I'm so sure. It is like Harry Potter but with school topics.

Poetic Review of Die Hard

Die Hard or not at all
Want to see a villain fall (wink)
And an old man
Conjure some sort of magical plan

It has the best stunts this side of the 80s
An action movie finally short of ladies
We don't need a token female in distress
Or a half badass in a dress

Don't insert random romance in this movies
It hardly ever moves me
It has some great beats and a sick plot
Better than any movie this year, I thought

Except Deadpool of course
But it'd be hard to beat that force
Plus, it's a heist movie about an old cop
With a hint of action hero dollop

He cares about his family
And somehow that gives him immortality
It does not help him grow hair
But Meh, who cares

Watch him do impossible things
In the end, yippie ki ay always rings
Five out of five stars
For hearts that are strong but sore.

Walk the walk, wacky Wednesday invention

I've noticed the success of Pokemon Go, and it has made me think of a new invention. This idea would be an app. The app would pay a certain amount in a form of credit for a distance walked. It would track the distance o make sure that you aren't cheating. But the kicker is, my idea would be that in the map, different location would spawn, and they would pay out different amounts of money. This way, people who don't walk much can play too. Also, once say, 5 people collect a prize, it vanishes.

If you walk the walk can you talk the talk.

6 Original sentences about broccoli

1. The evil space broccoli used its carrot mini gun to shoot the president of Siberia with an enhancement that made him completely invulnerable to the sun.

2. The small child pulled open the refrigerator, yanked from it a piece of broccolli, then he placed it within the pentagram the demon told him to design, and he summoned a demon from the world of green.

3. Nintendo announced that their new video game console will be made of broccoli to help kids eat better.

4. Broccoli killed my parents, and I will never eat it, even if it means I will get off of death row.

5. The cowboy broccoli took the cheese pistol from his hip, and he shot the machines, allowing the nacho party to continue.

6. Sitting on the plate, broccoli pondered the meaning of life, was he always going to be hated by children and was he always going to be the worst part of General Chicken, and he knew the answer was yes.

Writing Exercise Again plus plus plus

This one is easy. All you have to do, is think of a moment in your life, now ad something that wasn't Preston and see if you can see how it would play out differently. For example, it is your graduation, but now there are crocodiles. How would this be different? Or it is your grandma's birthday, but also a meteor is hurdling towards earth!

Poetic Review of X-Men: Apocalypse

Apocalypse
Is hit or miss
It has moments with terrible effects
That leave your eyes with strained side effects

The villain is mediocre at best
But this movie has less Wolverine than the rest
You can complete their sentences like you've been dating
Still, give them a bad tinder rating

But it is filled with X-Men who deserve screen time
And a mopey magneto, who is gonna whine
If you've seen The last stand, you know how this ends
Laugh at it, see it with friends

But it has a redeeming quality
That my be only 1% of the movie
But it is so worth your money

Quicksilver is better than ever
May he be in the movies forever

So it may be bad
But I feel as though it was good to watch
1.5 out of 5 total stars

Another Song Idea: One Eye One Leg Kangaroo

One eye
One Leg
Kangaroo, what are you gonna do
While my band plays for you
We're the the Kingaroo

Hope along to your papi
Find out out what make you happy
No one will believe
That you can hardly see

One eye
One Leg
Kangaroo
I feel bad for you
We're the Kingaroo

Some body call the symmetry farm
Cause they did you lost of harm

One eye
One Leg
Kangaroo
What could you say?
Just watch our band play
Just for you

Invention Idea For Inventy Inventors

I got an idea, right? It is a phone design that only let's phone make calls when there is a heat signature on the back, and it also changes colors on the back when it heats up like a mood ring. Fashion and trend. So you don't make Butt Calls.

Poetic Review of I am Bread

Perhaps it is weird, I cannot say
I'm already weird anyway
Imagine you are a slice of bread
You heard what I said
There are strange mechanics
That might make you a bit manic
You'll have to get a hang of it
And you''l be spider-maning in a bit

Sure the goal is to be toast
And you move like you're possessed by a ghost
It might be simple with little story
Like the Canadians say, you won't be sorry
It is a concept never seen before
You'll play it once and then some more
Go ahead and explore

It also has a good soundtrack
Perhaps repetitive
But despite being one player, it is competitive
 If you aren't dead
Even if you are
You might like I am Bread
4 out of Five Star

8 Original Sentences Go for it

1. I sure do love when my waitress is a T-Rex, because I love reaching 50 feet in the air to get my drinks.

2. Why aren't cats made of cotton candy, because cotton candy doesn't have claws, it has no upkeep, it is sweet, and no one frown on people eating their pet cotton candy.

3. Red Lobster definitely gives enough Cheddar Bay Biscuits to every table.

4. The volcano in Hawaii got sick of all of the pigs, and it went across the river to see a chicken that was sitting in a tree, because why not.

5. The wise chicken on the hat of the strange fried chicken delivery person's hat blinked at me, but I am pretty sure that it is just a hat, but I'm not really sure really.

6. Dracula had to attend Why Does Everyone Think I'm Such a Villain Anonymous, although he claimed that since he isn't human he is basically just hunting for food.

7. Let's go to the food market to get calories to nourish our cells inside of our flesh bodies, so that we may go along taking in large amount of oxygen that we get from the air.

8. I love the smell of super hot garbage, covered in a rancid vanilla frosting, and a watermelon in the shape of a skull.

Pokemon MayGo

I am the Mayo of Burgah Tahown
Sorry, but I am currently out of town
I hope that doesn't make you frown
Heard there was a herd of garlic bulbasaur
And it hit me to my apple core
I got in my carrot cake car
Saw a bunch of little debbies
And some Swiss Miss
And a baby Hershey kiss
Wandering around a food court yard
Trying oh oh so hard
To catch a garlic bulbasar
I hope you aren't sore
I'm the Mayo of Brugah Tahown
Keep yourself looking for a catch
And you'll never frown
Ketchup all.

Song Idea in the Key of Blues

I sold my soul to the devil
For 50 cents
That's two quarters
Not the Rapper
I sold my sold my soul to the devil for an off brand bouncy ball
I sold it away for two George Washingtons
That's not dolla bills
That's two coins
Let me tell you it wasn't worth it.

Poetic Review of Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Sure it is easy to pick part
The disaster that is Paul Blart

A train wreck of fake jokes
I'm surprised he never chokes

It is impressive to think
That this movie doesn't completely stink

It has good choreography
And an above subpar story

Paul Blart is guy to root for
Even if Kevin James plays the part

It even pulls off a surprising twist
Something a casual observer or child may miss

If you watched it once
You've seen enough

It knows what it is already
That's surprising really
It's a cheap thrill
But it is worth a dollar bill

1 and a half
Out of five giraffes

Poetic Review of Age of Adeline

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet

But do you?
Know what come next?
Because if you do?
Then Age of Adeline an't for you

It is easy to predict
And quite the bore
In the end it left me sick
And kind of bored

The romance is weird
The time is tiered

Perhaps Blake Lively can act
But the guy who wrote this was sure a hack

It isn't art, not really
Kinda acts touchy feely
But like a jellyfish
Rather than an immortality wish

Half out of five for this dish

Writing Exercise (again)

So, look outside, I bet there's some sort of plant or tree or bush.

Now, all you have to do is write a story that you already know from the point of view of a plant.

Seems easy, but can you do it.

Aladdin from the POV of a TREE!! WOOOOOOOO!

Poetic REview of Zootopia

The title Zootopia
Rhymes with Utopia
That's no coincidence
That's just regular science

Perhaps this movie is PG
For kids, maybe
But it is definitely a hard rating
It is clear this is made for adults in mind
This movie is the first of its kind

It addresses issues, I never thought possible
Makes a story about the underdog, even more plausible
It has a beautiful world to see
Music and character that you wouldn't believe

The only hitch is that it may be a bit to on the nose
It might be too dark, who knows
It is full of twists and turns
And maybe something, everyone should learn

A colorful world of amazing animals
And the movie never fails
To get you to bite your nails

As far as Disney
This movie is witty

It isn't very long
And you can watch it again for sure
Because there's a lot to see on a second view
There's a catchy song
And a lot of reality behind that fur

This movie is an animated version of reality
With all of the struggle and dismay
Of what happens in modern day
Five out of Five

The MOST ORIGINAL PARAGRAPH EVER

Imagine if you can, a fourteen inch tall shark, swimming through a pool filled with watermelon slices. That shark runs into a watermelon slice, blinded by booth the water and the melon, and the watermelon, and any combination of the three, and he wonders too himself whose he trying to fool with his pool? Obviously, as a shark he needs water. So, he packs up the water, and the melon, and the watermelon, and he takes off in his helicopter made of the bones of his enemies, for the first red thing that he sees, like the red sea or something.

Poetic Review of Deadpool

What is bette-R
Than Passion of the Christ
And Rated R
Plus, five times more naughty
And half as nice

Ryan Renyolds plays a hottie
With an indestructible body
A clear small budget
But it won't help you judge it

With cursing and swearing and boobs
This movies not for babies or newbs

Still, it stays truer to its source
With a hard blowing and striking force (wink wink)

Regardless, imagine an R rated movie
About a superhero, whose so groovy
He loves Christmas
He hates Francis
And he loves justice

His face may be screw up beyond repair
The make up budget was not spared
And the jokes are so great
If you haven't seen it thrice
Then you are already too late
If you want something sweet and nice
This move ain't for you
Can't wait for Deadpool 2

Ten out of Five

Things that bother me again

American Independence Day/ The Fourth of July:

Why exactly do we shoot fireworks to celebrate our independence? It is basically just burning money. And it seems weird to celebrate a war by shooting explosives into the air. It would be like celebrating surviving the Titanic sinking by having a yacht party. It really makes me wonder where the contents for the explosives come from. I really want to believe that it is the England, because that would be funny.

Writing Exercise (The perfect one)

This is what I call the perfect exercise. So, what must be done?

Go to a place where breakfast is served all day, and they have booths.

Go there at approximately, 10:45, right before it seems weird to eat breakfast, now ask for a booth, and order food.

Sit there, and wait for someone to sit down.

Now, vaguely listen to their conversation, and write a story about it.

Unless, the are clearly government agents or drug dealers or something, because you don't really wnat to start your own story.

Go Go Go.

Dr. Hounchell's Key to Crime

So, i had this idea a long time, but I believe that it would only work in a movie. Regardless, steal a bunch of gold (disclaimer: This is not an order, nor do I condone such activity) pour into quarter molds that you created from taking quarter molds, and then use those gold quarters to play arcade machines...

That way if you are caught, you can direct someone else to the stash...

This won't work. Lol.

Eight more Original Sentences (NEVER BEFORE SEEN)

1. I know exactly what my girlfriend wants.

2. Were dogs the first creature on the earth or was it the cyclops?

3. I'm really happy that wolverine has been in every single X-Men movie, and there has never been a prominent female character.

4. What do you think would happen if an Italian guy was turned into a vampire, while he was eating spaghetti?

5. Has it ever occurred to you that X marks the spot, but targets are usually O shaped, because it makes me think everything it about tic-tac-toe.

6. Tic-tac-toe has been teaching us valuable lessons for thousands of years, like the power of groups, and circling things, and symmetry, and beating your opponent, and how to accept ties.

7. Why does everyone think the moon is made of cheese; I think that it would make more sense that the sun is made of cheese, because we've never actually been there.

8. Can you replace the bacon on my burger with Kale?