2. The wayward buffalo could finally touch necks. - Me
3. You cannot call dibs on a stroke. - Katie Wade
4. I'm in the kitchen, yams everywhere. - 2 Chainz
5. I think Gawian the Green Knight and Beowulf are in love. - Me
6. Your tattoo says Ween, so it is tattoo Ween! - Me
7. Out for now. - Grandpa
8. They used to call me Nice Cube, but not if you owe me money. - Ice Cube
9. That would be inter-deminsional wankery. - Rain Thompson
10. Make a case that an arm is a separate entity. -Rain Thompson
11. You can't disprove a pun. -Viv
12. The king tires of watching you build ducks. -Internet
13. That's like putting your hand into a drawer filled with knives and complaining you aren't being stabbed enough. - Stephen JK
14. If I unrolled a public restroom toilet paper roll, it'd go to the moon, and it still wouldn't be enough to wipe my ass. - Anonymous
15. It make so much sense, it makes dollars. - Joe
16. $100 says I can corn dog a banana right now. - Me
17. That water bottle isn't defying logic, it isn't even defying gravity. - Andrew the Magnificient
18. Congratulations, you are the Socrates of the space hipsters.
19. The simple act of making the bracelet protects him and shit. - Hanna Left Leg
20. I'm just a big fat wookie humping loser. -Gilmore Girls
21. My face is my warrant - Transformers Villain
22: Shoes are glorified rubber socks. - ?
23. The psychic watermelon was inside of a normal watermelon shell on top of the grape fruit train. - Me
24. To middle schoolers and high schoolers dick is like a pot of gold to them. -Ali D
25. Who's been messing with my giraffe? -AWP Guy
26. I have this bad habit of going to the corner store when four pregnant women are standing in line and want smoothies. - Bizzaro CJ Palmer
27. I want an end to genocide - Salad
28. I mixed it until it was mixed and shit. -Threadbanger
29. Can you microwave this in a microwave? - AM
30. It's the Shinning except Johnny is a girl.
31. I wash this shirt by itself to preserve the shirtness. -Ryannie Hall
32. A half dab is a heil Hitler.
33. Freshly Mowed Grass. -Um
34. Everyone says that their babies are cute. They aren't. They are hideous. -Also AWP quote.
35. Help, I drew an accidental swastika. -KD
36. The meaning of life is lasers and milk, I don't know.
37. Clearly, negative numbers are dinosaur time. - I don't care.
38. A pregnant pause drifted between them, riding the whistle of the wind. -CJ Palmer
39. What, he lays down and had sex with a compass. -T-Dogg
40. It's like Paul Bunyan and Count Dracula gayed up and built a house. -Christmas Horror Story
41. And your immune system is a border wall with Mexico. - Eh.
42. Don't be pedantic, if you don't want to throw down. - Felcia
43. Jokester can rhyme with toaster, if you fanngle it a little. - Rain
44. But sperm presents what could be the ultimate conundrum for a sexually active, pro-oral sex vegan.
45. "I'll pet your little nog." -Me
46. What's more mediocre than five stainless steel balls banging against each other?
47. I can think of nothing sexier than a Salisbury steak. - Nick Love is Blind
48. I'm not gonna be manipulated into doing the hokey pokey. - Tara, once alive, might still be.
49. Gary did not want to see it again. - VHS 85
50. It's hard to tell since they're wearing bandages and lepers. - Rain with a G
51. Listen, my life is about two things. Cinnamon and pussy. -Rain with a G
52. TBD
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