Bio

My Bio By the Year:

10,000 BC: The first bacteria arrived on earth via comet tail.

1860: Absurdism becomes a respectable genre.

1920: Insanity is discovered, probably.

1950: I still wasn't born.

1989: I decided to stay in the ether of gravity rather than exist, it was pulling me in.

1993: The first pun that ever made someone laugh was told.

1994: I was born.

1995: I decided to talk because it seemed a few precent easier to get what I wanted then crying.

1996: I was the coolest kid on the block.

1997: Still the coolest kid on the block, but admittedly I loved in the country, so not many people.

1998: I went to preschool. I had aspirations to marry a girl already for some reason. Also, blue is the best color milk.

1999: I was not worries about Y2K

2000: I actually started wanting to write and produced my first story about a grasshopper and rabbit becoming friends. I also wrote the note I keep in my wallet presently. My sister s also born.

2001: I turn 7, and I cease being the exact coolest kid on the block, but I still feel like I am. I had yet to get married. Aww

2002: I met my best friend and co-author for the Lightning Bolt and Blazer books. He shortly moved away. We told stories via oral tradition.

2003: Fourth Grade: Meh.

2004: Jon and I start having long long phone calls were we tell stores together and I start writing them down.

2005: I started my own novel, the The Story of the true of Heart, but I never finished it.

2006: The pieces of Lightning Bolt and Blazer I had written are destroyed because the antenna on my house is struck by lightning. That isn't a joke.

2007: Jon moves away again, but he gives me the courage to write more. Eventually I finish the handwritten first draft.

2008: I begin translating, proofing and editing Lightning Bolt and Blazer. And I start high school.

2009: I am always writing, no matter what I should be doing.

2010: Distracted by ending, I take up poetry too. :)

2011: I finish typing Lightning Bolt and Blazer. I also get accepted to a college.

2012: In February, my grandparents paid for Lightning Bolt and Blazer to be published before in turn 18. I graduate high school and I gain a scholarship forom my high school for writing. I start Descent to Darkness. I also won third in a poetry contest. I developed a nemesis.

2013: I meet my fiancee Grace and she adopts our fist cat, an orange tabby named Scarley. I learned you an mix cheese into scrambled eggs before you fluff them up. I also published Descent to Darkness. I start the Viral Rift.

2014: Grace moves starting a semi-long distance relationship. I believe that I'll never write anything again and I vaguely say something to a friend about an evil Cupid and the encourages me to write it.

2015: I ask Grace to Marry me. I start Running out of Time. I finish and start proofing The Viral Rift and commission an artist. I start my Twitter and my blog, because my nemesis pisses me off.

2016: I finish Running out of Time and publish it. I finish Arrow to the Heart and publish it. And on the four year anniversary of the first book, I publish the Viral Rift. I also fire my nemesis.

2017: Getting married, graduating from college, going to Japan, releasing my 7th through 47th book.

2018: Going back to my planet.