On a bus
A mad bomber thinks it to be just
Keep driving or bust
This movie predates saw
And breaks Newton's second Law
This isn't a thinking movie
This is just an absurd reality
The cool thing is that the action is in one space
A gasoline vs time kind of race
It is one of a kind
Kind of silly, if you don't mind
The plot is bad to strange
With a villain who is deranged
But the story progresses quick
The bus rushes off lickity split
It also spawned a dumb sequel
A cruise ship that can't stop, equal
They blew up a real plane
I don't know why, let the director explain
This bus will go far
But unfortunately it gets 1.5 stars
