Tuesday, May 23, 2017
I learned a bit ago from an interesting situation that I have a heart. a lady called on the phone to talk to me at my job at JEWELRY SELLING LOCATION BETA, and she accused me of ruing her graduation, because of a mistake that wasn't entirely my fault. It was still my fault, probably.
To help her correctly, I had to do something stupid, which even now, I'm worried may have affected my job. I tried to go above and beyond for someone, and I'm not even sure that it worked.
But I did it because of my heart, and I would choose to do it again.
Before I finished this blog post, I called my job and she got her ring. I feel good about what I did. I'm glad I did it. I wish that I didn't have a heart, but luckily, I do.
Monday, May 22, 2017
The idea is medicated ice cream. Ice cream is delicious, medicine is nutritious. I think. These things make sense, right.
If you put medicine into ice cream, people will be more inclined to eat it, because it isn't evident that they are eating pills. And they can be prescribed their ice cream in the exact dosage required.
I'm a genius. Millionaire over night.
Sunday, May 21, 2017
But his brother Robbie if you know what I mean
He is innocent and wide eyed
Acts like an older Taylor Lautner
Google it, you'll thank me lauter
ArQ, doesn't feature Oliver Queen
Perhaps not even an actual time machine
I'm sure I could say
But this isn't movie's way
Instead it aims to sort of confuse
Acts more like a muse
Than a film that you'd choose
It isn't about the choreography
Or the tasted on ideology
This movie incubates
An idea to appreciate
Even after you see it
It was fun
With okay acting
And a few nice scenes
It isn't for everyone
And it hardly has a budget
But it never broke premise, hardly budged it
With these things in mind
I'll give this movie a 2 out of 5
Saturday, May 20, 2017
Today's Topic is Love. Why, you say? Because today, I am getting married. Although, I won't be married for another hour. I thought that I'd put this up.
Love is a fuel. Love is something that drives us, me, and you. it may not be love for people sometimes, but I like to think that it is people orientated.
Love is one of those rare things that allows a person to feel part of something. whether it is just chemicals in our brains or a prehistoric ideology bent on us being part of groups, I'm unsure. What I know is that I wouldn't trade it away fro less than 2 billion dollars.
Love is messy, as it should be. Love is one of a kind. I'm sure aliens gave it to us to keep us from noticing them stealing our livestock. Jokes. I don't have livestock.
Friday, May 19, 2017
I don't like grape. I don't like grapes. I never have. I never will. It is basically anti-orange.
It just isn't good. It tastes like an ugly fruit. The kind of fat fruit that doesn't understand anything you do.
It is gross.
Basically white broccoli
5. Fly feet
A fly in my room once walked across my mouth, and his legs tasted nasty.
6. Ear Wax
7. Streamer Paper
it isn't good. Don't put it in your mouth, even to make a dragon tongue.
8. Elmers Glue
Not good. TV lied.
The name is a lie created by aliens. I'm 100% sure.
10. Rusted Bars
Thursday, May 18, 2017
Orange is the best flavor and it is indicated by the color of the candy, so it is perfect.
10. Orange Cranberry
Cranberry is good. But orange is better, so together they are number 10.
Wednesday, May 17, 2017
Space only exists, clearly, for people to understand the concept of up. If you have space, you know where up is. Down is everything you know. Space is everything above that.
Gravity is an indicator of what up truly is. Up in the sky. This is where up is.
So, I have this feeling that space is a created topic from a panted eggshell the we are inside. Thus someone gave us the idea of space, so that we would know what is up. Up is indicated by where our head is.
Our head's are in the clouds. They are up. That's my theory. No it isn't. Yes it is.
Tuesday, May 16, 2017
The one who will press
I'm like a button
Feel your skull
And yet overall
I'll make you do
Everything that is due
I'll kick you into overdrive
For a brief moment, you'll feel alive
Take a caffeine
If you know what I mean
I'm not an evil thing
I know you believe
Those blurry things you can't see
You are beautiful
I'm sorry for making you sick
I'm sorry this isn't a good time
Everything happening at once
This isn't what I want
I wish we could be two birds in a feather
But that won't happen either
I'll make you aware to breathe
Just walk through the fog
And you'll eventually see
This is who I am
I am me.