Friday, November 19, 2021

Poetic Movie Review of F9

 Pronounced as Fuh-Nine 

This movie is divine 

It features the coolest stunts 

And weirdest plots 

If you're a fan of any of the others Fasts 

This movie has surprises that'll last 

Characters you thought were forgotten

Flashbacks to Dom's sins 

Tone downed things from the past 

Future rides that are a blast 

The music is as it's been

And the acting is fin, except Vin 

He just has to be tough 

And sound gruff 

Have a head with no hair 

And say family and that he cares

Take a shot every time he says family 

Take a shot every time you don't believe what you see 

The movie's biggest issues 

Besides suspension of disbelief 

Is the winking at the audience always 

But it's a set up for better games 

Fuh 10, FasTEN your seat belts 

Will be the best one yet 

Time travel, dinosaurs, and transformers 

There's not a thing I want more. 
















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