1. Design an arrow made of cheese, shoot my sandwich from a distance, please.
2. If the sun were the moon, and the moon were the sun, I'd be having more fun, after the strike of one.
3. The hot air balloon goblins, knew that they could switch the sun with the moon, but as long as no human was awake, there would be no proof in the sky, but tiny arrow, captioned goodbye.
4. Once the the hot hair balloons, with faces of cats who needed to sneeze, invaded over Cleveland, those people thought they could shoot it down, not with a cannon, but with a bow and arrow.
5. One brave hero, name Cream Cheese Arrow, got into his banana time bubble of stuff, and he decided with a cheddar arrow, that enough was enough.
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Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Friday, September 16, 2016
Five Original Sentences about Grapes
1. A grape could not explain how a person could like milk, mostly because they cannot speak, but also because they have no brain.
2. When a grape decides he wants to be in a vine, he goes to vine and he uploads a 7 second pitch about why.
3. If I were a grape, I'd probably not have a blog, because that would be strange.
2. When a grape decides he wants to be in a vine, he goes to vine and he uploads a 7 second pitch about why.
3. If I were a grape, I'd probably not have a blog, because that would be strange.
4. In the great mushroom war, they used grapes as cannon balls and they called
them grape shot. .
5. A grape does not hate, because that it not the
way of the grape. .
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