Poetic Movie Review of Passengers

First movie I saw in 2017
And I wish it wasn't this one, I'd seen
It stars Chris Pratt
And for the first half of this movie
He can act
His co-star Jennifer Lawrence
Is there for emotional corespondents
This is in fact a space movie
If space movie were boring
Boring and corny
Because for the first act its believable and human
Then the second act come around
And your eyes will roll so hard
They'll touch the ground
It becomes less original
More romantic sensational
It changes pace and tone
And makes me feel like Chris Pratt
Should be forever alone
With this in mind
I give this 1 out of 5

Poetic Movie Review of Frosty the Snowman

Frosty the Snowman
Gets a hat and acquires some plans
It's a happy birthday
He's got to say
Why doesn't a single parent?
Seem to care a snowman came to life, it's apparent
Their kids are walking about
Singing and shouting
And no an adult comes to say
"What are you kid's doing anyway"
Regardless, with a corn cob pipe and a button nose
Frosty's going to die right?
That blows
It has a catchy tune
An a zany watery loon
It's fun to watch
I'll give it that
But at under an hour
It's hardly an attack
It has a color scheme
That feels like a dream
Voice acting, I do not remember
So it could not be bad
Want to see it? You'll be glad
4 stars out of five
Because this snowman is jive

Poetic Review of Dr. Strange

The Doctor is in
And he brought magic friends
he's got a cloak
That'll help him not choke
He's always right
And he's never Wong
But Wong is there
To listen to a Beyonce song
I never noticed how impactful music is
If we don't count Jaws on the list
If you are locked in a vault
An can't find your way out
Astral project to see what this movie is about
Watch Benedict slowly become strange
Prove once and for all, that he has magical range
This movie Ragnorcked the house
Even if Dr. Strange's accent was Dr. House
If you are human
See this movie once and again
Four out of Five stars

Poetic Movie Review of One Missed Call

A horror fable
Masquerading as a horrible
Movie
That you won't want to see

It's easy to ruin
With terrible special effects brewin'
It isn't scary
Like a forest fairy

The premise
Is so ridiculous
You'll make a fist
Watch it, make a list

It'll be comprised of bad plot
Poor planning and though
Shallow characters and thin motivation
A horror movie desperation

It is one step away
From being the most laughable movie of our day
If it had been marketed differently
It would be worth seeing

As it is, it is the Ring sensation
Mixed with the Final Destination
So as far as I care
One star seems fair

Poetic Movie Review of Toy Story 2

It is a garage sale
Wheezy thrown away like browning kale
The voice acting is above par
Other golfing puns, with a cast of stars
The plot borrows from Star Wars
As the toys make their trek
Hoping Andy won't forget
A dual plot with two villains
Who share similar dreams, its thrillin'
Hardly as good as the first
But you should see it without being coerced
The animation is Pixar, story Disney
So, to your eyes and brain, it'll be friendly
It sets up some history
Offers some of Woody's back story
It truly shines in the soundtrack
You'll be humming the tune from Woody's show from way back
Gravity and sentience be damned
4/5, would see again

Monster Trucks Trailer Poetic Review

The premise
is not one to miss
I'm going to see this movie twice
It's about a monster whose nice
With a Thor knock off
And a perfect pun plot
The monster that gets in a truck is
Gonna cause a perfect ruckus
I don't car about the subplot
I won't even give it a second thought
I just want to see trucks with filling
With monsters who are willing
To entertain my brain
With dumb movie physics and rain
In advance I call
This will the greatest movie of all
5 out of 5
I suggest it to people who are alive