The premise
is not one to miss
I'm going to see this movie twice
It's about a monster whose nice
With a Thor knock off
And a perfect pun plot
The monster that gets in a truck is
Gonna cause a perfect ruckus
I don't car about the subplot
I won't even give it a second thought
I just want to see trucks with filling
With monsters who are willing
To entertain my brain
With dumb movie physics and rain
In advance I call
This will the greatest movie of all
5 out of 5
I suggest it to people who are alive
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