1. The evil space broccoli used its carrot mini gun to shoot the president of Siberia with an enhancement that made him completely invulnerable to the sun.
2. The small child pulled open the refrigerator, yanked from it a piece of broccolli, then he placed it within the pentagram the demon told him to design, and he summoned a demon from the world of green.
3. Nintendo announced that their new video game console will be made of broccoli to help kids eat better.
4. Broccoli killed my parents, and I will never eat it, even if it means I will get off of death row.
5. The cowboy broccoli took the cheese pistol from his hip, and he shot the machines, allowing the nacho party to continue.
6. Sitting on the plate, broccoli pondered the meaning of life, was he always going to be hated by children and was he always going to be the worst part of General Chicken, and he knew the answer was yes.
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