Friday, July 1, 2016

Eight more Original Sentences (NEVER BEFORE SEEN)

1. I know exactly what my girlfriend wants.

2. Were dogs the first creature on the earth or was it the cyclops?

3. I'm really happy that wolverine has been in every single X-Men movie, and there has never been a prominent female character.

4. What do you think would happen if an Italian guy was turned into a vampire, while he was eating spaghetti?

5. Has it ever occurred to you that X marks the spot, but targets are usually O shaped, because it makes me think everything it about tic-tac-toe.

6. Tic-tac-toe has been teaching us valuable lessons for thousands of years, like the power of groups, and circling things, and symmetry, and beating your opponent, and how to accept ties.

7. Why does everyone think the moon is made of cheese; I think that it would make more sense that the sun is made of cheese, because we've never actually been there.

8. Can you replace the bacon on my burger with Kale?   

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