Apocalypse
Is hit or miss
It has moments with terrible effects
That leave your eyes with strained side effects
The villain is mediocre at best
But this movie has less Wolverine than the rest
You can complete their sentences like you've been dating
Still, give them a bad tinder rating
But it is filled with X-Men who deserve screen time
And a mopey magneto, who is gonna whine
If you've seen The last stand, you know how this ends
Laugh at it, see it with friends
But it has a redeeming quality
That my be only 1% of the movie
But it is so worth your money
Quicksilver is better than ever
May he be in the movies forever
So it may be bad
But I feel as though it was good to watch
1.5 out of 5 total stars
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