8 Original Sentences Go for it

1. I sure do love when my waitress is a T-Rex, because I love reaching 50 feet in the air to get my drinks.

2. Why aren't cats made of cotton candy, because cotton candy doesn't have claws, it has no upkeep, it is sweet, and no one frown on people eating their pet cotton candy.

3. Red Lobster definitely gives enough Cheddar Bay Biscuits to every table.

4. The volcano in Hawaii got sick of all of the pigs, and it went across the river to see a chicken that was sitting in a tree, because why not.

5. The wise chicken on the hat of the strange fried chicken delivery person's hat blinked at me, but I am pretty sure that it is just a hat, but I'm not really sure really.

6. Dracula had to attend Why Does Everyone Think I'm Such a Villain Anonymous, although he claimed that since he isn't human he is basically just hunting for food.

7. Let's go to the food market to get calories to nourish our cells inside of our flesh bodies, so that we may go along taking in large amount of oxygen that we get from the air.

8. I love the smell of super hot garbage, covered in a rancid vanilla frosting, and a watermelon in the shape of a skull.