Sure it is easy to pick part
The disaster that is Paul Blart
A train wreck of fake jokes
I'm surprised he never chokes
It is impressive to think
That this movie doesn't completely stink
It has good choreography
And an above subpar story
Paul Blart is guy to root for
Even if Kevin James plays the part
It even pulls off a surprising twist
Something a casual observer or child may miss
If you watched it once
You've seen enough
It knows what it is already
That's surprising really
It's a cheap thrill
But it is worth a dollar bill
1 and a half
Out of five giraffes
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