Sunday, July 10, 2016

Poetic Review of Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Sure it is easy to pick part
The disaster that is Paul Blart

A train wreck of fake jokes
I'm surprised he never chokes

It is impressive to think
That this movie doesn't completely stink

It has good choreography
And an above subpar story

Paul Blart is guy to root for
Even if Kevin James plays the part

It even pulls off a surprising twist
Something a casual observer or child may miss

If you watched it once
You've seen enough

It knows what it is already
That's surprising really
It's a cheap thrill
But it is worth a dollar bill

1 and a half
Out of five giraffes



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