Wednesday, July 6, 2016
The MOST ORIGINAL PARAGRAPH EVER
Imagine if you can, a fourteen inch tall shark, swimming through a pool filled with watermelon slices. That shark runs into a watermelon slice, blinded by booth the water and the melon, and the watermelon, and any combination of the three, and he wonders too himself whose he trying to fool with his pool? Obviously, as a shark he needs water. So, he packs up the water, and the melon, and the watermelon, and he takes off in his helicopter made of the bones of his enemies, for the first red thing that he sees, like the red sea or something.
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