Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Poetic Review of Deadpool

What is bette-R
Than Passion of the Christ
And Rated R
Plus, five times more naughty
And half as nice

Ryan Renyolds plays a hottie
With an indestructible body
A clear small budget
But it won't help you judge it

With cursing and swearing and boobs
This movies not for babies or newbs

Still, it stays truer to its source
With a hard blowing and striking force (wink wink)

Regardless, imagine an R rated movie
About a superhero, whose so groovy
He loves Christmas
He hates Francis
And he loves justice

His face may be screw up beyond repair
The make up budget was not spared
And the jokes are so great
If you haven't seen it thrice
Then you are already too late
If you want something sweet and nice
This move ain't for you
Can't wait for Deadpool 2

Ten out of Five

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