Die Hard or not at all
Want to see a villain fall (wink)
And an old man
Conjure some sort of magical plan
It has the best stunts this side of the 80s
An action movie finally short of ladies
We don't need a token female in distress
Or a half badass in a dress
Don't insert random romance in this movies
It hardly ever moves me
It has some great beats and a sick plot
Better than any movie this year, I thought
Except Deadpool of course
But it'd be hard to beat that force
Plus, it's a heist movie about an old cop
With a hint of action hero dollop
He cares about his family
And somehow that gives him immortality
It does not help him grow hair
But Meh, who cares
Watch him do impossible things
In the end, yippie ki ay always rings
Five out of five stars
For hearts that are strong but sore.
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