eye floaty poem

Out of the corner of my eye, I see you there
 I wonder if you are just a straggling hair
A floating appiration of pure darkness
At first in the shadows, and now this
Why are you hanging around me?
Creeping around invisibly?
Some derangede rope of demon creativity?_
One that's there but hardly seen
Are you nice or are you mean?
You floaty little string.

Poetic Review of Sausage Party

Sausage Party is more jokes than brains
It does nothing to hide, no subtlity remains
With a hot dog erection
And a smidge misdirection
You'll be watching a movie styled Pixar
With more innuendo than heart
The story of anthropomorphic food
From the mind of Seth Rogen while lewd
Like a movie by Disney
This one has more under the surface, you can't see
Under the pop music, drugs, and racism
There's a strange but human lesson
 Despite this, I'm not sure who this is for
This is the food stoner movie for sure
I can't say it was the worst
So 3 out of 5 bratwursts

Poetic Review of Eraser Head

Can a movie be more strange?
Then some sort of baby that is deranged?
If you want to wonder
What's up and down and what's under?
Or if you don't understand why this or that
Or contemplate untrue facts
If you like music that matches theme
And plot that feels like a dream
Characters that act almost illogical
And a planet that is theoretical
If you like saying what the hell
Or when asked what was it about
Saying, I couldn't tell
If these are your favorite
Put this movie in, and you'll be set
4.5 out of 5.0, because you won't forget.

Thoughts about air

If fish breathe oxygen through water, and humans like you breathe non-wet air, then what is the difference. Doesn't that just mean that fish breathe we air? And if they can breathe oxygen through liquid, how is that different than breathing oxygen when it is very humid? I think YOU are a fish person. Case closed.

6 Original Sentences about Prisons

1. There used to be an abundance of people who told science based prison jokes, but they only lived half lives.

2. Sometimes bad rays of sunlight are sent to jail, but not regular prisom, they are sent to maximum security prism.

3. My brain doesn't seem to care about my heart, because it is keeping my emotions prisoner inside of my kidney.

4. Prison Pete used to be in prison, but then he went home, and he was sent back, he was a repete offender.

5. If sugar is held prisoner by the orcas inside of hot air balloons, how will we make sweet tea that is good?

6. The water melon with a grenade inside of it, rolled into a prison themed bar, and he started a bar fight with a chicken.

Poetic Review of Nine Lives

Nine Lives
Is not something to despise
You can look at it with your eyes
I cant say bad things
Or good
I feel like I can't love this movie, but I should
It's bland but not boring
Never whispering or even roaring
Terrible cat based CGI effects
Clichés based plot aspects
It isn't good or really bad
With acting that is sort of bad
The absolute best part
Is that t doesn't try to set itself apart
It is what it is
It's never more than it wants
Like the best movie from 1992 once
It is honestly delightfully mediocre
I don't know who this is for
2.5 out of 5 stars

The Truth about Muffins

Muffins? You like them huh? Well, get ready to have your mind blown. No matter what the government or your mom says, it is a lie. That chocolate muffin is an obtuse excuse.

Chocolate muffin? More like naked cupcake! This entire time muffins have been cupcake nudist. They spread their liberal granola agenda, but deep down you know, they are just cupcakes.

Deal with your mind being opened.