Monday, August 15, 2016

The Truth about Muffins

Muffins? You like them huh? Well, get ready to have your mind blown. No matter what the government or your mom says, it is a lie. That chocolate muffin is an obtuse excuse.

Chocolate muffin? More like naked cupcake! This entire time muffins have been cupcake nudist. They spread their liberal granola agenda, but deep down you know, they are just cupcakes.

Deal with your mind being opened.

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