6 Original Sentences about Prisons

1. There used to be an abundance of people who told science based prison jokes, but they only lived half lives.

2. Sometimes bad rays of sunlight are sent to jail, but not regular prisom, they are sent to maximum security prism.

3. My brain doesn't seem to care about my heart, because it is keeping my emotions prisoner inside of my kidney.

4. Prison Pete used to be in prison, but then he went home, and he was sent back, he was a repete offender.

5. If sugar is held prisoner by the orcas inside of hot air balloons, how will we make sweet tea that is good?

6. The water melon with a grenade inside of it, rolled into a prison themed bar, and he started a bar fight with a chicken.