So smart, puts Christmas on pause
Pausing the Timeline
For those parents in line
So they can see the looks
And update their Facebooks
Techno Santa with his neon light
And no silent nights
A disco ball and a glow stick
Think you saw him, you missed it
His reindeer are half bot
He hears your though
He knows when you've been naughty
Even when on the potty
On your phone
When you think you're alone
He knows when you've been good
Even when you thought no one would
He'll bring the nice
Something rad
And he'll bring the bad
A bag of rice
His sleigh is decked out in bright lights
On every single flight
While he listens to techno
Because he already knows
Because he sees you when your sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He's got cameras in your closet
And he never forgets
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