Using darkness as a mask
To go ahead and make this
CGI look less terrible
But they were not able
Perhaps they are capable
But they were unable
Too much of the story
Takes place on the sea
In a boat
Weird non pirate jokes
Jack is old
But a dead man's tale is told
The cinematography is good
But I wish Hollywood
Would try to make things less fast
Because every gag
Is one that won't last
But there's a nice reunion
At the end
I'm glad to see the prerequisites
To things that exist
Why is he called sparrow
Now you know
All in all
3 out of five
It was fine
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