Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Poetic Movie Review of Valerian And the City of a Thousand Planets

It's a large action movies
With a budget so fat
The premise is simple
Perhaps a little French
A space station gone rouge
Because it's too heavy to float
Gathering scrap metal and other parts
Until it's part of a city's heart
Towards the center of the red zone
Valerian will never be alone
A pearl of wisdom and truth
And being a slight douche
Restricted access to information
And now we're trapped in another dimension
A model agent
And one who's good on the job
Yet somehow people never take them serious
What are they, delirious?
The design is CGI
But it looks good without a close eye
A romantic sub plot
Added to an action thought
it's pretty and fun
At the Oscars, I'd be surprised if it won
A little star power
And this movie would pop
With this in mind
Three out of five.


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