Sunday, April 30, 2017

Poetic Movie Review of Office Christmas Party

Oh, this movie was great
Just let me explain
It had a reference to Fast and Furious
Even if the moved was coked out and delirious
Throw subtlety out the window
Who cares what the audience knows
A boring movie
With a need for overarching plot
Like it was written by a blind robot
The characters are flat until the end
Barely let's the attitude bend
Like the hangover meets a circus
Without any of the fancy circuits.it is booked with stupid
Like a barrel with a foam lid
It might as well be nothing
Given that it isnt something
It is boring
Boring boring
And a wasted cast
An idea that could never last
All in all
Half a star out of five


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