Thursday, February 2, 2017

Poetic Movie Review of Deadpool: Revised

Shorted the Oscar
He can still be my father
A budget so low
You can see the bottom
Ryan paid out of pocket
An underdog through and through
He is still Dead-Cool
He can't die
Even when shortlisted by hollywood tries
The soundtrack on point and schizophrenic
The references so true and so specific
Flashbacks to the terrible past
Flash forward to that ass
Deadpool is one of a kind
And the Oscars aren't going to change my mind
A foil in Colossus
No one can stop this
Cursing, nudity, and violence
Made dollars when given cents
If I have to make a single case
Stan Lee is a DJ at a strip club
What more do you need?
Go watch this movie and see
It is beautiful and R
But they take that R oh so far
Characters may be flat at times
Just like me and my rhymes
Maybe the plot is generic
But generic comes from perfect
First you must have gold
Then you can make cliches feel old
This is the latter
This is the gold
That being said, and with what I've told
1,000,000 stars out of five
Because this system is staying alive

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