Saturday, October 8, 2016

Poetic Review of Batman V Superman

Oops, we broke that building
I'm Batman and have a feeling
This is my movie not for the man of Steel
Even thought it was marketed as a seqdeel
It drags on and on and on
Some how barely retaining it's fun
For a moment, you might space out
Forget what the movie is about
Why is batman wearing a suit
Is he about to kill Superman woot woot
What the hell is that the flash?
Woops, the fun went by fast
What is Lex Luther doing
What kind of plan is he brewing
Regardless this movie runs on forever
It's more worthwhile then throwing your money in the nether
It has a convenient plot
Don't ask DC fans there given it some thought
It feels like a set up for the final scene
2.5 stars because I don't want to be mean

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