Sunday, October 9, 2016

Dr. Hounchell's Theory of Life and Everything: Cats

Today's Topic: Cats

Ever wonder what cats really are? You probably thought that they were cats, but have you ever thought that there might be a conspiracy theory worth talking about there.

Let's just start with Feline.

Feline sounds like someone with a mouth full of marbles saying we lyin'.

As it is clearly obvious based on how much they sleep in the sun at the top of a room. It is clear that every cat is actually a small piece of Ra, the God of the Sun. The reason that they chase the sun is so that they can get back into bird form. If they can do that they can go back to the sun, where they rightfully belong.

It has never been so clear, right?

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