Silly Saturday: Retail Business Idea

Business are boring. Discounts are awesome. People love discounts! You are a people! So, I've been thinking, how about I open up a business that just sells things similar to what Wal-Mart or Target sells. Maybe even a Dollar General or Pound Store. Just a store that sells items. Then when you get up to the front of the line, you have the choice to go through THE FUN LINE or the NORMAL LINE. The normal line will just check you out, which is boring but necessary. Because let's face it, plenty of people are boring. The Fun Line will be like a little quiz show. Only about three questions. For every question you get right you get another portion of a discount. One question and you get 20% off an item. Two questions correct and you get 50% off your most expensive item. Three questions right and you can get 30% off your entire purchase. If you are able to get all three questions right, you can throw away your discounts and spin the wheel of mayhem! It's 100 spaces on a wheel with varying degrees of discounts and prizes. A single space on that wheel will be EVERYTHING IS FREE! But 5 portions of the wheel will be NO DISCOUNT!