Dr. Hounchell's Theory of Life and Everything: Color

Today's Topic: Color

So, you want to know how color works? Well,let Dr. Hounchell the World Renowned Expert of LIES tell you.

1. Your eyes have comes in them, like ice cream cones. And lie ice cream cones, they can be different colors.

2. Like A Blizzard at Dairy Queen, every Image you see is a originally upside down due to Dairy Queen Employees. Eventually, once you receive the information, your brain flips it back over so that you can see it and consulting!e it.

3. Like ice cream, colors are important because they help you enjoy delicious things by seeing.

There you go, I explained something.

If I Were A Zebra

If I were a Zebra. I would probably wonder if I was a striped horse. I would also silently wonder if I knew what a horse was. I would probably wonder if I was black and white or color, because I can't see in color. I would look at the moon and woder if it was an egg. If wander through a pasture, the wind through my mane. I'd wonder if I were to have a name, what name would I want. I would wonder if I would ever give a second thought.

Poetic Review of Toy Story 3

The third in a trilogy is always weak
If a superb movie is what you seek
Then prepare for a movie that is sweet
We have watched Andy grow throughout his years
We've laughed and we've cried the realest of tears
Now it is time to say goodbye to him
As he is off to college to make some friends
His toys are off for an adventure again
With the brilliant cast it had years ago
You can watch the movie and it will truly show
How far this living toys will go
To be back in the place they belong
The soundtrack is as great as it's been
And you'll feel the sting of tears again
We saw a boy get toys for christmas
Now the toys wonder if, "he'll forget us."
Watch it, and it will suck you in like tar
From me this movie gets a perfect score.

5 original Sentences I'm the key of Trump

1. I wanna be the very best like no one ever was, build walls and pyramids, without paying anyone.

2. Politicians just use words, and words are just too fancy for us normal billionaires.

3. I was friends with a raccoon once and Hillary Clinton his him with a spoon.

4. I squint because Guilford Godfrey is my life coach, and he said it would make it look like I am thinking.

5. All for one, if that one is specifically me.

Dr. Hounchell's Guide to Life: How to Make PBJ

Ever wondered how to make a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich?

I can help.

First take a slice of bread from the bread tree in front of your house. Then take the other two slices from the bread tree in your backyard.

Move back to your kitchen space. I keep mine in the refrigerator.

Politely ask your aunt Susan's cat if it will send you grape jelly via mail. Of it will not, you will have to interrogate a bottle of wine to get the information you need.

Once you have your jelly, throw it away and buy some Jam. Jeez.

Finally, find some peanuts in your local art gallery and ask them to step into a blended.

Now blend until smooth.

Now add every else into the blender and blend it with yogurt.

Success! You made something with your hands, I assume.

Dr. Hounchell's Theory of Everyhing: Facebook

Ironic is thy name Facebook

Because of you no one reads books or looks at human faces.

Poetic Review of Jumper

A movie about teleportation

He has powers without explanation 

He can teleport from here to there

Drowning is his fear

Robs a bank

Makes mistakes

Gets pushed by Nick Fury

And it causes him to worry

Space time mumbo jumbo 

Explained to me like I'm a dumbo

The special effects

Is suspect

The plot at times feels manufactured

With dialogue that is sometimes fractured

If you like science things without science

Then get this movie with a TV and form and an alliance

Watch it

Forget it

It is bad

So what, it makes me less sad

It's a bank Robbin teleporting maniac 

Dodges Nick Fury and bullets: frantic

One star

It was fun, and I'd watch it in a car.