1. I wanna be the very best like no one ever was, build walls and pyramids, without paying anyone.
2. Politicians just use words, and words are just too fancy for us normal billionaires.
3. I was friends with a raccoon once and Hillary Clinton his him with a spoon.
4. I squint because Guilford Godfrey is my life coach, and he said it would make it look like I am thinking.
5. All for one, if that one is specifically me.
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