Seven original Sentences about Orcas

1. Hot air balloons piloted by orcas over the Grand Canyon.

2. Mountain tops in the wild west in Norway.

3. An abandoned church in the Grand Canyon surrounded by Orcas with a grudge.

4. Norwegian mouse people inside of the Grand Canyon church surrounded by flowers, do not like hyper violent passive aggressive whales.

5. One of the orcas have a gun filled with skittles but only yellow ones.

6. You can't taste the rainbow if there's only yellow, so you must taste blood instead.

7. The orcas in hot air balloons chased the nice Norwegian mice into a pot of boiling hot ice, and it was a killer suprice.

The origin or dreams (waking world edition)

So, were do creative ideas come from. If they are in my brain already, how did they get there originally. I think it is possible that when I sleep, I leave my body, metaphysically and move to an entirely new plane of existence. For some reason, I'm yet to understand, I can only remember the one that is happening in the moment.

Evidence yes?

When I am sleeping, I typically completely forget that there is a waking world until I am awake.

The world of my dreams, fuels the thins I want to write, but they still eel natural.

If this true, then i believe that I am inside of the dream reality awake when I am asleep in the regular world, and I am asleep in the dream world when I am awake in the regular. That explains why not sleeping for an entire nightn is painful, because my other self is hurting. While sleeping for long feels similar,b because my earth body is weak.

This explains why I am so terrified when I almost die in a dream.

I must look around the dream world and write a new post tomorrow.

Another Theory about the Ice age ad Area 52

History has taught us that the earth goes through periods of warning and cooling. Yet, everyone seems to think that it has become "hotter" which it probably has. Global warming or something.

But the places like the Antarctic where the ice caps and glaciers actually are, are insanely hard to get to, and if you were to get there and die, people would probably expect that you knew the consequences.

The government believes in this "global warming" and there are definitely aliens as stated in a previous theory. That must mean that the alien monsters like Godzilla are trapped within the ice. Which means we should definitely care about global warming... or Godzilla and Mothra will fight... so actually burn everything and summon them.

Writing Tip: write and left

Imagine a story you've written or a moment in your life, now imagine if a single seemingly unimportant thing were to change. What if instead of going left you went ring? What if your character was to miss that bus? What if? Write a situation in which a small change caused a huge issue. Like the butterfly effect.

Another perfect idea: Food processinator

Like food? Like ice stuff?

What about a food processor that adds ice to things instantly. That is it. Put in like a whole lime nd what comes out? Lime flavored shaved ice.

Lemons (A poetic homage)

Lemons get a bad rap
Why do they symbolize crap?
Like a bad car isn't a specific citrus
Whether it is a Buick or a Prius
Oranges and limes are obviously similar
But saying, "When life gives you limes?" Is unfamilar
Plus with limes you can make pie
But you an do that with lemons too. So why?
Oranges can make orange juice
But lemons make lemonade, which seems obtuse
Lime and lemons are partial skin swaps
Like calling something a wet or dry mop
They are the same
And I think limes are lame
One letter away
Lemons are cool, that's what I say.

6 original Sentences about waffles

1. Isn't waffle that McDonald's starting selling human brains on Mars, so that the martians could get a taste for our blood?

2. Waffles look like tiny pools to fill with syrup, but why not one pool for my syrup.

3. The sausage link used is waffle 5 iron to knock the last cherry into the whipcream pit.

4. When the Mayo of Burgah Tahown uses his waffle sword to dispose of butter demons, he also causes bacon to be burned.

5. Waffle soldiers invaded the the taco nursery of education to step they their sour cream, but they were foiled by chipotle.

6. "I wish this waffle were actually a flat stone that I could throw at my enimies, show here expecting pancakes."