Monday, August 8, 2016

6 original Sentences about waffles

1. Isn't waffle that McDonald's starting selling human brains on Mars, so that the martians could get a taste for our blood?

2. Waffles look like tiny pools to fill with syrup, but why not one pool for my syrup.

3. The sausage link used is waffle 5 iron to knock the last cherry into the whipcream pit.

4. When the Mayo of Burgah Tahown uses his waffle sword to dispose of butter demons, he also causes bacon to be burned.

5. Waffle soldiers invaded the the taco nursery of education to step they their sour cream, but they were foiled by chipotle.

6. "I wish this waffle were actually a flat stone that I could throw at my enimies, show here expecting pancakes."

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