Poetic Review of the Angry Birds Movie

Have you heard?
That the Angry Bird is the Word
It is like a sad story
Weaved inside a flightless bird's story

They call him Red for obvious reason
When the pigs come no one believes him
The movie is animated quite well
And honest most of the jokes are okay, but some are swell

If you lime that mobile game
And you are okay with a plot that's semi-lame
Then prepare to meet some cameos
Pigs, birds, and Eagles oh no

It does a good job using music and flashbacks
To make you feel like Red's life is under attack
The meeting is interesting to say the least
Makes the game seem like a beast
While the pigs want an egg feast
So there are two stars in this nest
If you want give this movie a test

Perfect invention The Soundizer

Do you like being able to hear your TV, but depending on what channel you are watching? Or if it is TV or a movie? Somehow, a show at 16 can sound like a movie on 2.

But the concept of the Soundizer is perfect. It is a device that uses a microphone to listen to the soud of the TV and you adjust the TV via the Soundizer, so on the very likely chance the TV changes volumes on the same number, the Soundizer will take it right back to the volume it was before remotely.

Perfect. Million dollars.

Technical Technologocal Theory

Who are the innovators of technology used by the average everyday person? Apple! And how are they doing this?

Isn't it obvious?

Using the dinosaur alien technology we've recovered over the few alien ships that we've shot down, Apple has been able to reverse engineer their technology. Wrist communicators? Apple watch? More like Ramulan spy equipment.

Do I have any evidence to support this theory? Yeah, obviously.

Adam and Eve were told to not eat the forbidden fruit, whichnwas filled with knowledge. That fruit was high in a tree like an alien space ship, and it was an apple.

Convinced?

Writing prompt with smells

Throw everything you've written away, figuratively. Now, test your skill by writing a story that is only told through the names of smells.

Example:

Morning Breath

Minty Fresh

Acrid Smoke

Burning Wood

Hot exhaust

Fresh hair

Wet lawn

?

Thoughts on the Universe and Dinosaurs and Aliens

So, you know how time seems super unstable and weird... to Einstein and no normal people. Have you also noticed how their were dinosaurs? And also how some people think they've been abducted by aliens.

Well, consider this idea. A localized wormhole opens during the collision of the meteor that destroyed the dinosaurs, caused by the molecules striking at a high velocity and heat. During this time, a handful of dinosaurs fall into it, like a time tar pit.

These select few grow into aliens. Some dinosaurs had three fingers, scaly green skin, and during the darkness they were inside of during their hyper evolution, their eyes would become larger and domed shaped.

Yes no...definitely?

Poetic Review of Nerve

Wanna play Nerve?
Because you're 'bout to get served
What you will say?
When they ask if watch or play?

It's got some good musiack
And dares that'll make you sick
When you die you bail
If you don't do the dare, you fail

Want some basic plot from a sitcom?
With a little bit of Nerve.com?
Want to guess what happens next?
Just wait to get a text

I dare you
Yes, I do
To not get angry
When things are easy

The plot is simple steps
Yet, everything else got me impressed
Lightning, shots, camera angles
And people that dangles

It is a good idea
That is fair
But really the plot is sort of bare
Well, 3 out of five stars

Poetic Review of 2012

Imagine for a moment that the world is in jeapordy
But everything gets obliterated Individually
All of Yellowstone explodes
As earthquakes slowly chip the roads

Somehow, the unlikability of the characters is able to cause
The destruction to unpause
Because wherever they go
The destruction is sure to show

But if you like what should be the cause of human extinction
And dull end of the world plot with no distinction
And everything being a major convenience
Plus, the use of very little science

On top of that how about ending with hope
That we could avoid the earths downhill slope
So of you'd like that in your heart of hearts
Then I give it 2 of my stars