Who are the innovators of technology used by the average everyday person? Apple! And how are they doing this?
Isn't it obvious?
Using the dinosaur alien technology we've recovered over the few alien ships that we've shot down, Apple has been able to reverse engineer their technology. Wrist communicators? Apple watch? More like Ramulan spy equipment.
Do I have any evidence to support this theory? Yeah, obviously.
Adam and Eve were told to not eat the forbidden fruit, whichnwas filled with knowledge. That fruit was high in a tree like an alien space ship, and it was an apple.
Convinced?
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