A Christmas Horror Story
Is s tory just the same
It plays like a movie
With the logic of a game
It's an anthology
With a core
Revolving around Psychology
And holiday lore
No aspect of the plot
Is similar to the next
Though you would have thought
There wouldn't be stories left
Some take place on the day
Some have to do with Krampus some way
All in all, it's not scary
But it is fun to watch
I wish it were written better
But what more do I expect
From a movie with a budget
That I can count on my hand
Though I can say this
There's something about a twist
One that I love
And this movie has one
Oh, and if you love Shatner
He's in this
Though in a room
Where he merely exists
He interacts with no one else
So there's that
With this in mind
3 out of five
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