Monday, January 29, 2018

Dr. Hounchell's Theory of Life and Everything: Burrito

Today's Topic? Burritos.

Burritos, what do they mean?

They are a blanket that keeps your meat warm. Basically burritos were created by the pilgrims so they wouldn't have to touch their food with their grimy hands. That way a burrito is like a plate that keeps the black plague off of your meat.

Right? I'm right? Right?

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