1. A Rhino can hold his breath in a bucket of cherry jello for nearly as long as a zebra can pretend to be a lumberjack.
2. When two rhinos, one grey, and one a little less grey fall in love, they have to go to the council of rhinos to get their love approved by the Most Grey of All Rhinos.
3. The Most Grey of All Rhinos once ate a ham and cheese burrito that was the size of a small Costa Rican Steelworker.
4. Costa Rica is without Rhinos and thus their economy suffers from a lack of horns and other horn-based atrocities.
5. If you see a rhino at Starbucks, don't attempt to get him to by an Earl Grey tea, because he may find this offensive.
6. Once the Most Grey of All Rhinos Thought that they may have seen a unicorn, but it was clearly just a Dairy Queen wearing a wig.
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