Wednesday, November 8, 2017

Poetic Movie Review of Pokemon: I Choose You

I choose you
Straight out of Japan
About a boy
Who should already be a man
A retelling of a fable, old
For some reason (marketing) needs to be retold
Ash didn't choose
That's the irony
 Him and Pikachu
Started off fighting
The liberties it takes
Are the part most appalling?
Certain parts may have you wondering
If you should be applauding
On his first journey, Ash saw Ho-Oh
This time around, he saw it oh oh
The rainbow Pokémon
Needs a hero of legend
Ash is just dumb enough
To fit the bill in question
It's time for him to go questing
That being said, spoilers may follow
But Misty and Brock won't wallow
Why they went this route, its hard to know
But the battles were cool themselves
The movie is forgivable, and it was nostalgic
A quick cash grab that won't leave me sick
Hoping for returning cast?
You're going to be waiting until last
The only ones to return
Are the titular heroes
The rest aren't even cameos
I'd still go see it
Just for your inner kid
And your outer interest.
With this in mind
I give this movie a 3 out of 5

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