Imagine a movie milking a good enough original
Like Land Before Time or something similar
Now the toaster is back, and it's incredible
Except it's really not
The plot is ill thought
The voice acting feels delivered by robots.
Instead of being commentary that's real
The plot becomes surreal
A ceiling fan, pop corn, space travel, how am I supposed to feel
The animation looks cheap and flat
Like a McDonalds toy in a bag
Or counterfeit raggedy Ann
This all in mind
The movie has its joy
When it is most similar to Toy Story
At least the plot is different
And the expectation subverted
Even if it's logic's inverted
I give this movie, that goes to Mars
Exactly two stars.
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