Saturday, November 25, 2017

Dr. Hounchell's Theory of Life and Everything: Apples

Today's topic is apples.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. I've heard this phrase more than once in my life. What exactly does it mean?

Are apples actually that healthy? They're just plant placentas, plantcentas, so how good for you could they be.

After exactly zero research I determined that eating an apple a day would not stave off doctors, because you should probably eat more than just that. As a matter of fact based on the amount of research I did, it is more likely you would see a doctor after only eating an apple a day.

Unless, which I have yet to think this idea through, the keeping the doctor away is about throwing apples at them.

It's a theory.

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