Friday, September 29, 2017

Dr. Hounchell's Theory of Life and Everything: E-Mail

Today's topic is Email.

Why do emails exist? They are long form texts and non mail mail.

You would think that emails specifically exist because snail mail is slow hence the snail name, but though you would be corr... Or half correct, you would not be right.

Emails were created by aliens to learn how we speak. They never actually say, take me to your leader. They are actually saying take me to your liter! A liter a pepsi.

Because Pepsi is all emails are for.

Aliens want are Pepsi because it is cool and refreshing and it will put a pep in their step.

But what do I know? I'm not a real Doctor.

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