Sunday, September 3, 2017

Dr. Hounchell's Theory of Life and Everything: Spiders

Today's topic? Spiders.

First and foremost, you've seen a spider, because who hasn't. The chill in corners of room, they walk across walls, they hand out in sticky structures that come out of their butts.

Spiders aren't bugs. As in insects, that's clear. But what if they are bugs, What is spiders were designed by the NSA to watch us from within our homes. I mean, spiders are versatile, people are afraid of them, and they eat flies on the wall. Who would except a spider of being a plant or a bug? Think about the last time you saw a spider eating in real life.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's right. You are always being watched by an eight-legged freak.

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