Thursday, August 10, 2017

The Perfect Invention

Like terrible ideas?

I have one!!! It's a blanket made of cotton candy. Now, I know you are wondering why you would do such a thing! I have an answer!!!

It is candy, so you can eat it! You can tug away at the corners and eat it, while you are warm and beautiful. Sure, it will be sticky, and when you sweat, it will melt! But think! You never have to wash the blanket, because it will melt.

I know, it's terrible.

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