Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Dr. Hounchell's Theory of Life and Everything: Holidays

It is important to remember that I'm not a doctor. I'm not even master.

Holidays? That's the topic today. Why do they exist. Is it because of corporate greed? Is it because giant companies want to get rid of a surplus of stuffed animals and sugar? In a word? No.

In several more words, no but I'll tell you why. The reason is lesser gods. Lesser gods have been around for millennia, and because of this they have had a falling out on power and following. Things that are directly related.

To fix that, they created holidays. Arbitrary ones with very convoluted origins. These holidays were created to give outrageous amounts of power to certain lesser gods. Such as the god of over consumption during Thanksgiving.

Does this make sense? I don't know. It's a blog. Made of text.

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