Fourth of July

You like money? Of course. Do you have a marker? Probably. It is probably just hanging out somewhere! So what should you do? What do you think?

It is the fourth if the July. The 4th! Why don't you by some typical paper played and napkins and just write 4-t-h and sell them for a double markup!

All you have to do is repackage them!

Or alternatively, you can charge admission to see your personal fireworks... Even though people would only have to look up.

If this going to make a million dollars? No. But maybe $39