Five original about the couch

1. The vampire couch chased down the werecar so that it could get to the Amish family of three.

2. Kiwis flew out of the couch like cannonballs as we sailed the open blue, searching for the reason behind death.

3. If any of my furniture could talk, the couch would have the most to say, only because it is facing the TV.

4. "You can't be the best man, because my couch is the best man."

5. A couch is just a narrow bed with a back.