Who doesn't like a little light petty thievery?
Not me, I'm a law abiding citizen. But if you like crime and you are okay with the completely justified repercussions then this is for you.
Rule #1:
Be calm and confident. Calmfident if you will. The point is to take on the score with an aura of "that guys wouldn't steal from us." If you are accused of stealing, just say calmly "what are you talking about." Act like you belong, even when you are wearing an eye patch.
People can smell when others don't belong. It's the middle schooler in us all.
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