Sunday, July 9, 2017

Dr. Hounchell's Theory of Life and Everything: Hats

Today's topic is Hats.

Why hats you say? Because hats are something I see everyday.

A hat on a guy. A hat on a girl. A hat on the entire world. A hat on a penguin or a bear. Hats on anything, because who cares.

But hats are sinister, maybe evil. What hides under their layers through and through? What hides in their depths? Hats are clearly created to control weak minded humans. They have parasites on their heads. Probably. Maybe not. Hats seem strange though. Unless you're bald then all at it.

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