Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Pre-Poetic Movie Review of Transformers 5?

I wish I want to see this
But it comes with a risk
Giving money to something I'll hate
Something I can never appreciate
Fire explosions and over the top
100% not the cream of the crop
Bad acting
Out of touch autobots
Plot as thin as a toddlers thoughts
Added glimpses of things that could have been
And things that should've been
Terrible puns
And loads of anti-fun
Perhaps a good fight
Cut by a hamster without sight
Three seconds, two seconds
play it again
it isn't easier to understand
Megatron, but not really
Optimus, but I bet not really
A character from before
Bits of lore
mostly a bore
But I could be wrong
If I am I'll sing a song
Like I'm a barbie girl
With this is in mind
zero out of 5

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