Friday, May 19, 2017

The Worst Flavors

1. Grape

I don't like grape. I don't like grapes. I never have. I never will. It is basically anti-orange.

2. Watermelon

It just isn't good. It tastes like an ugly fruit. The kind of fat fruit that doesn't understand anything you do.

3. Broccoli

It is gross.

4. Cauliflower

Basically white broccoli

5. Fly feet

A fly in my room once walked across my mouth, and his legs tasted nasty.

6. Ear Wax

No comment.

7. Streamer Paper

it isn't good. Don't put it in your mouth, even to make a dragon tongue.

8. Elmers Glue

Not good. TV lied.

9. Honeydew

The name is a lie created by aliens. I'm 100% sure.

10. Rusted Bars

Because.

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